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Our beloved Nathan Turner has sadly passed away when he unfortunately reached orgasm sixty three times. He was recorded dying of exhaustion as his dogs licked his third arm, and a loud moan was his last utterance.

On this day we morn his moans, and cry upon his life. He was an energetic fellow, yet stricken, he fell, and did not stand.

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